“Two brand new, very large… largest we’ve ever built battleships.” — Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Navy anno...
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DiaperDiplomacy is a satirical X (Twitter) account known for humorous, mocking commentary on political figures, particularly Donald Trump, using irreverent nicknames and exaggeration. Their style blends sarcasm with current events to critique policy announcements. Credibility is low as a parody source, focusing on entertainment rather than factual reporting.
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The post sarcastically mocks President Trump's December 22, 2025, announcement at Mar-a-Lago of the 'Golden Fleet' initiative, featuring 'Trump-class' battleships described as the largest ever built. Trump, joined by Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and Secretary of the Navy John Phelan, outlined plans for two initial massive warships (30,000-40,000 tons displacement), with goals of 20-25 total, reviving battleship production after decades. Key themes include naval expansion amid tensions with China, reopening shipyards like Philadelphia, and tying into a record defense bill, framed by the post as 'Mar-a-Lago Navy'.
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The post is trending due to the high-profile nature of Trump's bold naval revival announcement just before Christmas 2025, sparking debates on military spending and strategy. Its viral sarcasm amplifies reactions to reviving obsolete battleships in 2026, coinciding with ongoing U.S.-China tensions. Timing near New Year's and defense budget discussions boosts shares among political satire followers.
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- 1The lead ship is named USS Defiant (BBG-1), part of the 'Trump-class' displacing 30,000-40,000 tons, dwarfing modern destroyers.
- 2Battleships like Iowa-class were decommissioned in the 1990s; Trump's are touted as '100 times the force'.
- 3Trump claimed a 2.5-year build timetable for the first two, with plans funded by a $26 billion defense bill.
- 4The event renamed the Defense Department to include 'Secretary of War' for Pete Hegseth.
- 5Philadelphia Naval Shipyard, dormant for decades, is set to reopen for construction.
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